傻豬翻譯機NO.71

不知不覺旅居冰島也有了些時日，在我跟傻豬T終於整裝上路出發環島前…

Ｔ：在冰島環島兩個禮拜，大概會花多少錢？

Ｗ：（亂講）1500英鎊吧？
Ｔ：（皺眉）這麼多？
Ｗ：對啊，起碼
Ｔ：還要Horse-back riding？
Ｗ：…

出發當天，跟我們西人島青年旅館老闆一家道別…

闆：Are you ready for the road trip?
Ｗ：Eh, I’m ready. I hope the weather is ready too!
Ｔ：There’s no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.
Ｗ：…

十五日逆時鐘環島Day 1：Reykjavik → Þingvellir National Park → Geyser → Gullfoss → Kerið（延伸閱讀：冰島 ✈ 經典金圈 Golden Circle）

Ｗ：所以你覺得Þingvellir國家公園怎麼樣？
Ｔ：It looks better in the postcard than in the real life.
Ｗ：How so?
Ｔ：In real life it’s just a huge area with five houses… and you can’t even go in!
Ｗ：…

Thingvellir國家公園

十五日逆時鐘環島Day 2：Hveragerði → Seljalandsfoss → Eyjafjallajökull Visitor Centre → Skόgafoss → Seljavallalaug outdoor pool（延伸閱讀：冰島 ✈ 南下瀑布之間 Seljalandsfoss & Skόgafoss）

夜裡，我們泡在全冰島最古老的戶外溫泉游泳池Seljavallalaug… 兩個白俄羅斯來的女生跟我攀談…

山谷裡的秘境遊泳池

女：So where are you from?
Ｗ：I’m from Taiwan
女：Wow, so far away from home!
Ｗ：Oh, I don’t live in Taiwan for like 10 years

女：So where are you studying?
Ｗ：I studied in Taiwan
女：（滿臉問號）But you said you don’t live in Taiwan for like 10 years
Ｗ：Yeah, I finished my study in Taiwan and I went travelling

女：… Oh my god! I thought you were 18 and still studying!
Ｗ：Oh no. Just turned 31 this month, this is my birthday trip.
女：（瞪大眼睛）You look really good for your age!
Ｗ：… Eh, thanks.

因為公開了年紀後大家開始促膝長談…

女：I’m graduating soon and I’m 27, I don’t know what to do with my life
Ｗ：Enjoy life! You have all the time in the world to explore and have fun. Don’t rush into jobs or anything just because you feel like you have to.
女：Problem is that we need visa to go everywhere…
Ｗ：（真心）That’s too bad, I know the pain.

老實說這幾年，台灣護照真的已經頗好用了比上不足比下有餘這樣，所以很少聽到有人抱怨護照通行不易（想想那些被寵壞的歐洲人啊！）隔天跟傻豬T聊到這對話…

Ｗ：旅行的時候，很多對自己人生感到茫然的人，特喜歡跟我聊天～
Ｔ：為什麼？
Ｗ：他們都說I’ve made them feel so much better
Ｔ：因為你是professional lost person
Ｗ：…

延伸閱讀：傻豬翻譯機NO.72


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