2016-07-25

傻豬翻譯機NO.71

不知不覺旅居冰島也有了些時日,在我跟傻豬T終於整裝上路出發環島前

T:在冰島環島兩個禮拜,大概會花多少錢?
W:(亂講1500英鎊吧?
T:(皺眉)這麼多?
W:對啊,起碼
T:還要Horse-back riding
W:

出發當天,跟我們西人島青年旅館老闆一家道別

闆:Are you ready for the road trip?
W:Eh, I’m ready. I hope the weather is ready too!
T:There’s no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.
W:

十五日逆時鐘環島Day 1Reykjavik → Þingvellir National Park → Geyser → Gullfoss → Kerið(延伸閱讀:冰島 ✈ 經典金圈 Golden Circle

W:所以你覺得Þingvellir國家公園怎麼樣?
T:It looks better in the postcard than in the real life.
W:How so?
T:In real life it’s just a huge area with five houses… and you can’t even go in!
W:
Thingvellir國家公園

十五日逆時鐘環島Day 2Hveragerði → Seljalandsfoss → Eyjafjallajökull Visitor Centre → Skόgafoss → Seljavallalaug outdoor pool(延伸閱讀:冰島 ✈ 南下瀑布之間 Seljalandsfoss & Skόgafoss

夜裡,我們泡在全冰島最古老的戶外溫泉游泳池Seljavallalaug… 兩個白俄羅斯來的女生跟我攀談
山谷裡的秘境遊泳池

女:So where are you from?
W:I’m from Taiwan
女:Wow, so far away from home!
W:Oh, I don’t live in Taiwan for like 10 years

女:So where are you studying?
W:I studied in Taiwan
女:(滿臉問號But you said you don’t live in Taiwan for like 10 years
W:Yeah, I finished my study in Taiwan and I went travelling

女:… Oh my god! I thought you were 18 and still studying!
W:Oh no. Just turned 31 this month, this is my birthday trip.
女:(瞪大眼睛You look really good for your age!
W:… Eh, thanks.

因為公開了年紀後大家開始促膝長談

女:I’m graduating soon and I’m 27, I don’t know what to do with my life
W:Enjoy life! You have all the time in the world to explore and have fun. Don’t rush into jobs or anything just because you feel like you have to.
女:Problem is that we need visa to go everywhere…
W:(真心That’s too bad, I know the pain.

老實說這幾年,台灣護照真的已經頗好用了比上不足比下有餘這樣,所以很少聽到有人抱怨護照通行不易(想想那些被寵壞的歐洲人啊!)隔天跟傻豬T聊到這對話

W:旅行的時候,很多對自己人生感到茫然的人,特喜歡跟我聊天~
T:為什麼?
W:他們都說I’ve made them feel so much better
T:因為你是professional lost person
W:

8 則留言:

  1. Tim真的知道如何挖苦/吐槽你耶XXD

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    1. 養老鼠咬布袋,就是這個道理(眼神死)-_-

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  2. professional lost person XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    不知道有沒有那個機緣和能力追隨你的腳步XDD

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    1. Professional lost person 十年專業,品質保證!
      聽我一席話,迷失一世人 XDDDDD

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    2. 恭請大師開示XDDDD

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    3. (怎麼感覺我快變心靈成長直銷班 XDDD)
      (迷失保證班這樣)(人數湊齊就佈道)(喂別鬧 XDDDD)

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    4. (你很心靈雞湯沒錯啊)(迷失心靈的雞湯這樣)(所以我說三人成團嗎還是怎樣)(跟著鬧)

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    5. 嘿來,保證金三萬先往戶頭匯,這是講師的旅遊基金齁,以後所有的分享都會回饋到學員身上,所以大家要常樂捐,捐越多越迷失,來喔來喔 XDDDD(直接斂財)

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